Clubhouse Salzburg - Salzburg

Jacob Magill

10/10 - bester Friseur Salzburg! Ein Kumpel von mir hat kürzlich hier einen fetten Haarschnitt bekommen. Voll geil.

Benji Ho

Ich musste das Licht ausmachen weil mir die Musik zu laut war denn ich konnte nichts mehr riechen. Wie schon von tausenden anderen Besuchern erwähnt, ist die Toilette eine klasse für sich. Nettes Ambiente und hochmoderne Literatur laden zur kurzweiligen Sitzung ein.

Die Zimmer sind fast so groß wie die Herzen der Gastgeber.

6 von 5 auf TripAdvisor, plus gute nudel stern.

Simon Freudenberger

Sehr angenehme Atmosphäre, im Kerzenschein am stillen Örtchen.
Läd zum verweilen ein. Auch wenn es passieren kann, dass einem die Beine einschlafen

Gastfreundschaft 5/5
Entertainment 5/5

Plus Punkt: riesige Sofalandschaft, guter Wein
Minus: gib nie gutes Bier.

Fazit: Würde ich wieder hingehen und weiter empfehlen

Lelia König

Excuse me where is the bathroom, kann mal bitte jemand die Musik runter drehen.

Als Pferd würde ich hier sicher keine Miete zahlen, Nachbarn sind ok, aus einer öko-ergo-öko-Perspektive, respektive der vorkommenden Landwirtschaft.

Dankee, love uuu, Bussi xx

Teresa Ro

Always feel very welcomed there.
Good vibes, good music, great people.
I even thought about moving in there but the hosts and I prefer to keep the friendship instead of fighting about cleanliness.
For sure Clubhouse people are absolutely clean in their hearts though! ♥️

Nico Werner

The Clubhouse toilet is nothing short of a celestial throne! Stepping into this porcelain paradise, I felt like I had been granted access to a VIP restroom in heaven. The ambiance was reminiscent of a luxury spa, complete with soft lighting, soothing music, and an aroma that could only be described as the scent of angels.

The moment I sat down, I realized this was no ordinary toilet. The heated seat was a warm embrace, like a hug from a dear friend. The built-in bidet features were so advanced, I half-expected a personal butler to appear and offer me a hot towel. The water pressure was perfect – a gentle yet effective stream that left me feeling cleaner than a new car fresh off the lot.

But it doesn't stop there. The Clubhouse toilet has a seat that rises and lowers automatically, eliminating any need for manual labor. It's as if this holy seat understands the needs of its users, anticipating every move with grace and elegance. The integrated deodorizers ensured that the air remained as pure as a mountaintop breeze, even after the most potent of visits.

And let's talk about the remote control. This little gadget put me in command of my own bathroom destiny. From adjusting the water temperature to selecting my preferred drying cycle, it was like piloting a space shuttle – only far more important.

What truly sets the Clubhouse apart, though, is the sense of reverence it inspires. Using this toilet felt like participating in a sacred ritual. I found myself contemplating the mysteries of the universe, appreciating the small moments of tranquility in life. In this sanctified space, I wasn't just taking care of business – I was engaging in a spiritual cleansing.

In conclusion, the Clubhouse toilet is not just a fixture; it's an experience. If you're looking for a place to find peace, comfort, and a touch of humor in your daily routine, look no further. It's holy, hilarious, and hands down the best seat in the house. Five stars all the way!

Luke S

Welcome to the Clubhouse Shrine—It's like a spiritual retreat, but with more sarcasm and fewer robes. Perfect for those who want to find inner peace while questioning life choices. Bless yourself with a pint or twenty.

Christian R

The host was okay.
The hospitality felt lacking, and the overall experience was mediocre. The stay was manageable but not memorable.